Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Domesticated Fowl



Here's Mada again in his latest look, the 'birdman'.. Pretty good i'd say but its missing something..



Tuesday, February 19, 2008

City Singles - Boy Seeking Man


Andrew Nielson aka MADA, Single 'N Lookin' !


You heard it right gentlemen, this lil' gem is on the market. Young, cute, charming, brittle, yet low maintenance. What are the odds?

As of today we are accepting applications to win a date with "andy", its easy - just send us(squirtblog@hotmail.com), your info, name, age, weight, annual income, braces or no braces. And after we feel we've found the right candidate, we will send you, Andy and a bottle of vodka out on an all inclusive night on the town.
No longer accepting applications after Wednesday the 27th

What are you waitin' for dudes? here's a little preview of what could happen if your the lucky winner. Don't shit your pants on this one boys, Good Luck!



Breathtaking!

Monday, February 18, 2008




Squirt. (skwûrt) verb :1. To come forth in a thin stream or jet 2. To eject (water or other liquid) forcibly and in a jet 3. To wet or bespatter with a squirt or squirts.


(we)Blog. (blog) noun : 1. A shared on-line journal where people can post diary entries about their personal experiences and hobbies.

SquirtBlog. (skwûrt-blog) ?: 1. The collective story of debauchery spewed forth in a wet, jet like stream 2. When all hell brakes loose and someone remembers the next morning 3. Your source for nothing of any real importance.


As promised earlier today squirtblog is
a reality. Together we will be bringing you the realest things you can't even imagine. I don't want to predict the future, but i can pretty much guarantee that in the coming weeks there will be posts involving naked men, rat chickens, dive bars, crack whores and of course squirt all over everything.